Internet Slang

I LUV DA INTERNET AND AL BUT I HAEV A MAJOR PROBLAM WIT INTERNET TOK!!1!!111 OMG WTF TENS R ACTUALY USNG INTARN3T LANGUAEG WHIEL AT SKOOL!!!!!!!! OMG LOL ITS RATHAR PATHETIC!1!11 I NEVER UND3RS2D TEH POINT OF WRITNG LIEK THIS IT DOESNT ACTUALY SAEV TIEM WHAN TYPNG ON A KEY BOARD!1!1! OMG GRANTED IF UR WRITNG A T3XT MESAEG IT CUD COME IN HANDY.!1!1!1!1!11!1!11 WTF LOL I WISH I CUD ABOLISH THES CRAP!!111! LOL BUT KNOW IT LOKS LIEK ITS HERA 2 STAY!!!!! OMG

Translation:

I love the internet and all, but I have a major problem with internet talk. Teens are actually using internet language while at school. It's rather pathetic. I never understood the point of writing like this, it doesn't actually save time when typing on a key board. Granted if your writing a text message, it could come in handy... I wish I could abolish this crap. But no, it looks like it's here to stay.

If you would like to write like a twelve year old, check out this site. Just type in what you want to say and it will translate it for you.